"This was a picture of my high school Junior Varsity football team.  I'm #11 in the first row (just to the right of the football).  And even though I was the starting quarterback, they still spelled my last name wrong!  I bet that didn't happen to Joe Namath in his high school team's football picture.  Incidentally, we won some, lost some... and I even completed a few passes.  But not enough passes to consider a career with the Browns.  So on to the presidency -- and at least throwing out the 'first football!'  Wait, is that how it goes?"  --Joe